huzzah! you're using a mobile device.
you are using an iPad
you are using a higher resolution device.
you are using an iPad in landscape mode
you are using an iPad in portrait mode
you are using an iPhone 5
you are using an iPhone 4 or below
you are using an android
congratulations! you're using a desktop!
you're landscape oriented? (finicky)
you're portrait oriented? (finicky)